Fan Fiction - Written by Martin van Dam - Season 9 |
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Episode (16) 208 - Jesse's Comeback
Teaser: We find the whole family in the living room, sitting together... Danny: Okay, family photo 1999! Jesse: Danny, can't we do this tomorrow ? Danny: Why ? Jesse: Because I am having a really bad hair day and this afternoon I'll go to Allejandro, my hairdresser. Becky: That's all ? Jesse: That's all ? You know how important great hair can be. Joey: Can we please have this done ? Roadrunner starts in two minutes. Danny: Okay. Everybody say 'clean!' Stephanie: Clean ? All: Clean! The camera flashes.... Danny: Okay, we're ready. Michelle: No we're not. DJ: You forgot something. Danny: What ? Michelle: You didn't put a film in the camera. Danny: Oops. I guess we have to do this again. Nicky: Do we have to say 'clean' again ? Alex: Normal people say 'cheese'. Steve: That sure makes me smiling. Danny: Okay, the film is in the camera, say 'clean' again! All: Clean again! ----------------------------------------------------------------- INTRO ----------------------------------------------------------------- We find Jesse and Becky on the attic... Becky: What are you doing ? Jesse: I'm polishing the strings of my guitar. Becky: Are you turning into some kind of Danny or something ? Jesse: No, I took a really important decision. Becky: Finally. I thought you'd never buy a normal blow dryer. Why on earth do you need one with a build in brush ? Jesse: Because my hair will be blown in a mess without that. Becky: What important decision did you take then ? Jesse: I'm going back in business, I will call the Munkey Puppets back together again. Becky: You are ? Jesse: Yes. The band needed a break and I think that has been lasting for too long now. Becky: But you won't get all of them back together. I believe two of them died last year. Jesse: Then I will look for somebody to take their places. Becky: Good luck. Well, I have to go, Danny is waiting. Bye. Becky leaves the attic, Jesse takes the phone and makes a call.... Jesse: Hello Dragon, how are you ? Hey, what about a come-back with the group ? You can't ? Why not ? Oh, I see, you have a solo tour next week. What ? O, your new single is number one in almost whole Europe ? How nice. Jesse puts down the receiver and takes it up again, and he dials another number... Jesse: Slaughter, how are you boy ? O, you're in jail right now ? No, never mind. Bye. (He puts down the receiver) Then there's only one member left... Then Michelle walks up the stairs... Michelle: Uncle Jesse ? Jesse keeps staring to the wall and doesn't answer Michelle... Michelle: Uncle Jesse, what's wrong ? Jesse: Oh hi Michelle. What's wrong ? I don't know. I want to make some music again. I just want to get back to stages with the band. But two of the old members are dead, one is in jail and one is very successful without us. Michelle: But I thought there were five Munkey Puppets ? Jesse: Yes, there's one I didn't call: Viper. Michelle: So why don't you call him ? Jesse: Because the band will never be complete again. We find DJ and Stephanie in the kitchen when Steve and the twins walk in... Nicky: We won, we won! DJ: I guess you won your first match as coach, Steve ? Steve: We sure did. Alex: I catched a ball. Nicky: And I have hit one. Steve: And guess what ? DJ: What ? Steve: This coaching stuff is really cool. Stephanie: You mean you like to work with the kiddo's ? Steve: That too, but what I was trying to say is that I have a favorite man. DJ: The pitcher, the catcher ? Steve: No, the man who sells the hotdogs. I even get them for free. Stephanie: That will cost them money. Steve: Okay boys, what do you want ? Chocolate or strawberry ice cream ? Nicky: Strawberry. Alex: Chocolate. Steve: Hm. I can't choose, so I take both. (he walks to the refrigerator and takes some ice out of it) Yum, I need this. Steve and the boys sit down at the table.... Stephanie: So what was the score ? Alex: 12-11. DJ: So it was a close one. Nicky: Yes it was. But I made the winning point. Then the doorbell rings... DJ: I'll get it. (She stands up and walks to the door) Viper: Hi Deej. DJ: Viper ? Viper: Yes, it's me. It's so good to see you again. DJ: I guess so. What are you doing here ? Viper: Your uncle called me, he wants the band back together. DJ: Well, he is upstairs. Viper: Okay. I'll see you later then. Viper walks up the stairs. DJ closes the door and walks back to the kitchen... Stephanie: Who was it ? DJ: Viper. Steve: Who did you say ? Diaper ? DJ: No, Viper. He's here for uncle Jesse, but I have a feeling he didn't come for him only. Steve: Who is that guy then ? Stephanie: A member of the Munkey Puppets. And he is also an ex-boyfriend of DJ. DJ: After we broke up, I had something going on with Viper for a while. Steve: So you forgot me after we broke up ? (He walks away) DJ: Thanks Steph. Stephanie: You're welcome. Nicky: Does this mean Steve doesn't want his ice cream anymore ? Alex: We can eat it. Then Steve walks back in... DJ: Steve, can we talk ? Steve: No, I only came back because I forgot my ice cream. (He takes the ice cream and walks into the garage again...) We find Jesse and Joey up the attic when Viper walks in... Jesse: Hi Viper. Viper: Hello. So, where's the rest of the band ? Jesse: Ehm, well, how will I say this... Joey: What he tries to tell you is that you are the rest of the band. Viper: So I came all this way for nothing ? Jesse: No, of course not. We will find some new band members. Joey: Like me. (He starts singing) Knocking on Danny's door! Jesse: Thank you Joseph, we heard enough. Joey: Does this mean I'm hired ? Jesse: No, this means...ehm.. don't call us, we don't call you. Joey: Al right, then I won't be waiting at the phone. (he walks away) Viper: Jesse, do you think a come-back will be successful ? Jesse: I don't know. I sure hope so. Viper: I already thought up a name for our new band. The VJ band. Jesse: VJ ? Viper: Oh sorry, you want to call it the JV band ? Jesse: Not as long as I don't know what it stands for. Viper: The Jesse Viper band, of course. Jesse: That's no good name. Viper: You're right, we better stick with my first idea: the Viper Jesse band. Jesse: Hey, I'm still the leader of the band. Viper: Yeah, but without me you're nothing. Jesse: What do you mean by that ? Viper: isn't that obvious ? Look at you, you're no star. Jesse: You're so wrong. Then Becky walks up the stairs Becky: Hi guys, what's happening ? Viper: Nothing, we were just talking. About the truth. (He walks down the stairs) Jesse: Yeah, just walk away. (He sits down) Becky: What was that all about ? Jesse: Nothing. He only thinks I'm nothing without him. And you know what ? He's right. Becky: How can you say that ? Jesse: Just look at me. I've never been a star, the only success I had was in 1993 with the Rippers. Becky: Why don't you start for your own / Jesse: How, like Jesse and the no ones ? Becky: That's a start. We find Stephanie and Gia in Stephanie's room... Gia: Do you know that new movie ? Stephanie: you mean that one with Brad Pitt ? Gia: Yes, shall we go there tonight ? Stephanie: I'm already going. With Jason. Gia: I didn't know it was that serious between the two of you. Stephanie: He's so sweet. Gia: So when is it going to happen ? Stephanie: What ? Gia: You know, sleep with him. Stephanie: Gia, please stop. That won't be happening for some time. Gia: Why not ? You love him, he loves you, you're dating. Stephanie: Only for two weeks now. It's just too soon. Gia: I wish I had a boyfriend. Stephanie: You are the one that broke up with David. Gia: What should I have done ? He said he was a vegetarian. Stephanie: So, what does that say ? Gia: That he doesn't eat meat ? Stephanie: I don't think that's a good reason to break up. Gia: He also had many pimples. Stephanie: No good reason. Gia: He likes to wear woman clothes ? Stephanie: That can be a good reason. Gia: Then why didn't he do that ? Then I would have a good reason now. Well, there's one thing left about him. Stephanie: What ? Gia: Besides me he had four other girlfriends. Stephanie: Good thing that you dumped him. But what about Mark ? Gia: Mark ? Stephanie: Yes. I can see you like him when you're with him. Gia: But I don't think he likes me that way. Stephanie: Then just ask him. Gia: When ? We find DJ in the living room when Viper walks in.... Viper: Hi Deej. DJ: Oh hi. How was your meeting with my uncle ? Viper: Don't ask. He thinks he's the boss. He even said I was nothing without him. DJ: He did ? That doesn't sound like him. Viper: DJ, I really missed you. Let's start all over again. DJ: No. Viper, I am engaged and pregnant. Things have changed. Viper: That doesn't mind. (He walks to DJ and starts kissing her) DJ: Viper, stop this. Then Steve walks in... Steve: DJ! What are you doing there ? I knew it. DJ: Steve, it's not what you think it is. Steve: Oh no ? Well, it looked like you were kissing to me. Viper: We were. She still loves me. Steve: DJ, I'm outta here. Goodbye. (he walks away angrily) DJ: Viper, get out of here. Viper: But it was so cosy. Then Danny walks in... Danny: Hi Viper, I'm happy to see you. Viper: You are ? Danny: Yes, I thought I smelled mildew, but now I know where it comes from. DJ: Well, Viper was just leaving. Viper: No I wasn't. Danny: What are you guys up to ? Then Steve walks in with a case in his hand... DJ: Steve, what are you doing ? Steve: Like I said, I'm outta here. Goodbye DJ. DJ: No Steve, wait! (She walks behind Steve) Steve: Don't try to stop me. DJ: But.... Steve: Nothing you say can make me go back inside. DJ: There's a pineapple pie in the kitchen. Steve: Okay, almost nothing. (He turns and walks back in) DJ: Can we talk ? Viper: Why would you talk to him ? DJ: Get out, Viper, I never wanna see you again! DJ follows Steve into the kitchen... We find Stephanie and Gia at Mark's place... Mark: Hey girls, what brings you here ? Stephanie: We want to ask something. Gia: Like if we can come in. Mark: Sure, but please wipe your feet, I've been vacuuming for over the last two hours. Stephanie: That long ? Mark: Yes, I forgot to put the plug in. Gia: Didn't you notice that sooner ? Mark: No, I had my discman on and I usually don't hear the vacuum cleaner with that thing in my ears. Stephanie: Sounds logical. Gia: What we wanted to ask. Well, how will we put this ? Stephanie: What she's trying to say is... Well, she wants to know... Gia: You see, I want to ask you... Mark: Is it that hard to ask ? Gia: How's your love life ? Mark: Great! My wife's coming over tomorrow. Stephanie: You're married ? Mark: Sure. More people do that nowadays. Gia: Okay, that was all. Bye. (She walks out of the door) Steph, are you coming ? Stephanie: In a moment. Mark, did you tell the truth ? Mark: Oh no, was I under oath ? Stephanie: Very funny. Just know you just broke somebody's heart. Mark: I did ? When ? Stephanie: My god, are you sure your back name isn't Gibbler ? Mark: Hey, then I would have killed myself years ago. Stephanie: Al right, that remark was too rude. Mark: But why did you ask this ? Stephanie: Think about it and you will know. Stephanie walks away, Mark closes the door... Gia: I don't believe this. Stephanie: I think Mark didn't get the clue. We find Joey and Michelle in the kitchen... Michelle: Joey, can you help me with my homework ? Joey: Sure. What's the problem ? Michelle: I need to know how I can distract 12 from mars. Joey: Huh ? Who made that sum ? Michelle: I don't know. Joey: It's a very strange one. Then Danny walks in... Michelle: Dad, how much is mars minus 12 ? Danny: Not enough chocolate for everybody ? Joey: That's it! Danny: Let me see that. (He takes the book from Michelle) Where is it ? Michelle: In my mind, fooled you ! Joey: Hey, that's not nice. Michelle: No, but it worked. Then Kimmy walks in... Kimmy: (Sneezing) Hello Tannerito's! (Sneezes again) Danny: Bless you! Kimmy: Thanks. I have catched a cold. Michelle: You don't say so. Danny: What brought you here ? Kimmy: I don't know. (She sneezes again) Danny: I see. You want to spread your cold here. Kimmy: You know, I forgot what I came for. I have that always when I'm ill, then my brains don't work properly. Michelle: It must be a chronic disease then. Kimmy: When I remember what I came for I'll come back. Joey: We prefer not. We find Jesse in the Smash club, when mark walks in... Jesse: Hi mark, what can I do for you ? Mark: I've got a question. It's about love. Jesse: Then you came to the right person, I have a degree on that you know. Mark: Well, can you explain to me how to understand girls ? Jesse: Well, that's the most difficult thing to do. When you think they want you they don't and when you think they don't they do. Mark: That sounds complicated. Jesse: It is. But most of the time they will give you hints. They want you to ask them. Mark: What kind of hints ? Jesse: They search contact with you, or they offer you a drink. That reminds me of Cindy, one of my old girlfriends. She offered me drinks all night. But at the end I could pay for them. Mark: Thanks, I think I know enough. Jesse: Tell me, did you ever had a girlfriend before ? Mark: To be honest: no. Jesse: Can you help me now ? Please tell me what you think of my new song / Mark: Sure, I will listen. We find Steve in the living room when Becky walks in... Becky: Hi Steve. Steve: Hi. Can I ask you something ? Becky: Sure. Steve: Have I been acting stupid today when I thought DJ was betraying on me ? Becky: What do you think ? Steve: I think I need some food. But I don't think you meant that ? Becky: If you want an answer to this question, you have to talk to DJ. You already condemned her without talking to her. Steve: You're right. I'll go talk to her right now. Steve stands up and walks into the kitchen, where DJ is sitting... Steve: Deej, we have to talk. I'm sorry I acted like a jerk today. DJ: Why did you do that ? Steve: I guess I couldn't handle it when you told me you loved other persons after we broke up. DJ: Like you didn't. Steve: Yes. I only thought of you. I always had the feeling we shouldn't have broke up. DJ: I didn't no that. Sorry. Steve: It doesn't mind. But can you please forgive me that I didn't trust you ? DJ: Yes I can. We all make mistakes. Steve: But this one was a real big one. Then the phone rings. DJ walks to the phone and takes the receiver... DJ: Hello ? Yes, that's me. What ? Oh no. I understand, thank you. (She puts down the receiver) Steve: Who was it ? DJ: The hospital. Viper has been in an accident, he asked for me. I have to go there. Steve: I'll come with you. Later we find DJ and Steve in the hospital with Viper... Viper: Thanks for coming. DJ, I'm sorry. DJ: It's the phrase of the day I guess. Viper: I have serious problems, I became an alcoholic and that had a bad influence on my behavior. DJ: That explains. You never were this crazy. Viper: I know, and the doctor told me I have to go to an institute to kick this habit. Steve: So alcoholics will be what food is for me ? DJ: No Steve, it's worse. Even if that sounds impossible. Viper: I want you to know you're a great couple. Steve, you're a lucky man. Steve: Tell me. I've got DJ, and a house with a refrigerator that's always filled with food. DJ: Viper, please take good care of yourself. Viper: I will. Don't be afraid. Steve: And remember, never use whipped cream for your corn-flakes, when you're out of milk. DJ: I thought you eat everything ? Steve: I do. But not everybody has a strong stomach to handle this. Viper: You have to go now I broke my leg and they are going to operate. I hope I can see you again some time. DJ: Me too. DJ and Steve leave Viper's room... Steve: And now ? DJ: We're going to the Smash Club, my uncle will sing his new song tonight. We find Stephanie and Gia at Gia's house... Stephanie: Are you coming with me to the Smash Club ? Gia: No I don't think so. I guess mark will be there. Stephanie: So ? Isn't that a good reason why you should go / Gia: No, I really don't.... Stephanie: Hey, I will be there with Jason, and you will be there with Mark. Gia: But you heard what he said. Stephanie: You know he likes to joke around. Gia: Bu... Stephanie: Shut up! We're leaving now. (She takes Gia's arm and walks away) Gia: Objection! Stephanie: Okay, we're going to make you look so pretty mark can't resist you. Gia: Hey, we don't have to do anything then. Stephanie: (Smiling) That's the spirit girl! They walk into Gia's bedroom... Stephanie: (Opening Gia's closet) Look, this dress will do the trick. Gia: But it makes me look fat. Stephanie: Impossible. And if it did, just go on a diet. Gia: You're really bossy tonight. Stephanie: Hey, you brought Jason and me together, now I will do something like that for you. We find Jesse and Becky behind the scenes in the Smash Club... Jesse: I'm so nervous. I never thought I would feel this way when I would have my come-back. Becky: But there's a big pressure on you. You have to let the fans hear another song, and it has to be as good as your old ones. Jesse: I hope they all like it. Becky: Hey, don't have any doubts. Maybe this will help. (She kisses Jesse) Jesse: Have mercy! That sure did the trick. Then Nicky and Alex walk to Jesse... Nicky: Daddy, can you sing a song for us ? Jesse: Sure, which one do you want ? Alex: The ABC song. Jesse: You're too old for that. What about some Elvis song ? Nicky: The Jail song ? Jesse: Sure, if you want that. Becky: Come boys, daddy has to prepare himself. Alex: Bye daddy. Nicky: Good luck. Make us proud. Alex: Then you'll get a cookie. Jesse: Gee, you really keep the pressure up boys. Nicky: We have to, else you wouldn't try as hard as you can. Becky: I wonder who taught this to them. Alex: You did. Nicky: You always tell us this. Becky: But I don't remember the cookie part. Alex: Because daddy did that part. Jesse: How do they get that ? Becky: Come boys, we will leave daddy alone now. Good luck honey. We find Stephanie, Gia and Jason sitting in the Smash Club.... Jason: Hey Steph, wanna dance ? Stephanie: Sure. I like this song. Gia: Huh ? You leave me here all by myself ? Stephanie: Hey, remember what we talked about. Gia: Sure. Stephanie and Jason walk to the dance floor, Gia stays alone... Gia: How cosy. Alone in a club. How are you ? Fine. Mark: (Sits down on a chair opposite Gia) Schizophrenic ? Gia: (Frightened) Oh it's you. Mark: No, it's me. You are sitting opposite me. Gia: (Smiling) Joker. Mark: We better call Batman then. Gia, I want to apologize for this afternoon. I hope you're not angry with me ? Gia: No, of course not. Mark: it's just I never had a girlfriend before and I have no idea what girls are like. Gia: I see. I can tell you everything about that. Mark: Cool. But first I want you to answer a question. Did you give me hints ? Gia: Clever boy. Mark: I know, I hear that every morning. Gia: When you're looking in the mirror ? Mark: No, when I wake up, that's even earlier. Gia: (Laughing) You're really funny you know ? Mark: Yes. I keep telling myself that too. Gia: Wanna dance ? Mark: Dance ? We ? I ? Oh no. I can't do that. Gia: Why not ? Mark: like I said, I can't. I never learned, never wanted to learn. Gia: This is very easy. It's slow music. (She stands up and she and Mark walk to the dance floor) Mark: (Walking next to Stephanie and Jason, who are kissing and dancing) Breath break! Stephanie: How rude! You scared me to dead. Mark: Now that's what happens when you don't get enough oxygen. Then Becky walks to Mark... Becky: Mark, can you do something ? Mark: I already brushed my teeth. Did my grandmother send you ? Becky: (Smiling) No, not that. Can you come with me ? Mark: Sorry Gia, I have to work I think. Gia: I don't mind. Mark walks away with Becky... Stephanie: And ? Gia: I think he understood the hint. Stephanie: Now it's up to you, him, and... what the ..... Stephanie, Gia and Jason look at the stage where Mark is standing... Mark: Hello people. You came to see Jesse without the Rippers, but he couldn't make it. So we have a replacement for you: Clippy the Clown. The crowd yells... Mark: Okay. I know, I'm a big joker, but you fooled for it. So enjoy yourself now, here he is: the big man, the owner of this place, the legendary Jesse, also knows as Hot Daddy! Mark steps backwards, Jesse walks to the front of the stage... Jesse: Welcome San Francisco! Having fun ? Here is my new song, it's called 'For You, and I want to dedicate this song to my wife Becky and my sons Nicky and Alex. The crowd cheers, Jesse starts to sing... Mark: (Walking to Gia) Okay, where were we ? Gia: I believe here (She kisses Mark) Stephanie: Don't forget to take a breath break. Mark: Shut up, can't you see we are busy ? Stephanie walks back to Jason, and they dance. In the crowd we find Becky and Joey... Becky: Look at those people, they are very enthusiastic! Joey: I think they're thinking of the free drinks Jesse promised them. Then the twins walk to Becky... Nicky: This is cool! Alex: Double cool! Nicky: This is a great song, can we buy the record ? Becky: (Laughing) Sure boys. Danny, DJ and Steve are sitting at the bar... DJ: What a great song. Danny: I think he's back. Steve: I think I'm hungry. DJ: What does that have to do with the song ? Steve: Well, when I hear this song in the future, I will be reminded to the fact that I am hungry now. And that's something not many songs have. Danny: I thought every song had that ? Steve: No, because they don't all remind me of this time. DJ: (Laughing) If you say so. We find Michelle backstage when the song is over... Michelle: that was really good, uncle Jesse. Jesse: You think I can make a big come-back ? Michelle: No, I think you just did. Jesse: Thank you shorty, give me a hug. Jesse and Michelle hug... Later we find Becky and Jesse on the attic.... Jesse: This feeling I have is really great. I think I'm back. Becky: You are. This song was so beautiful. Jesse: Well, I guess I never lost touch. Becky: Well, on that stage you lost your nerves. Jesse: Thanks to Mark. He did a great job making the crowd cheering and yelling. Becky: That's why I asked him. Jesse: Thank you. I love you. Becky: I know. And that's why I did it. Come, let's make some music. Becky pulls Jesse into bed... Jesse: Have mercy! ------------------------------------------------------------ End Tune ---------------------------------------------------------------
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