Fan Fiction - Written by Martin van Dam - Season 9 |
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Episode (21) 213 - Danny Goes To Camp
Teaser: We find Becky and the twins on the attic... Nicky: Alex, give me that pillow. Alex: Why ? Nicky: Because I want to hit you with it. Alex: Why ? Nicky: Because I like a pillow-fight. Alex: Oh yeah, me too brother. Alex takes a pillow and hits Nicky. He also gets a pillow and hits Alex... Becky: Boys, you're much too old for a pillow-fight. Nicky: No we're not. Alex: We're still little boys. Becky: And yesterday you became angry with me when I called you little boys, I remember you saying 'we're big boys mummy'. Nicky: But that was because we wanted to see the big kids movie. Becky: So you are as old as you wanna be ? Alex: Yes. Becky: So if I told you you have to be younger than 7 years old to eat ice-cream you're younger and when I told you you have to be older than seven you would say that you're older ? Alex: Yes. Becky: Well, maybe you're never too old for a pillow-fight. Then Joey walks up the stairs... Joey: Cool, a pillow-fight! Can I join you boys ? Becky: Like I said, maybe you are never too old for a pillow-fight. Then Nicky throws a pillow and hits Becky... Becky: Come here you, I'll get you now. Becky joins the fight... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- INTRO ------------------------------------------------------------------------- We find Michelle walking into the living room where Danny is waxing the vacuum-cleaner (!).... Michelle: Hi dad. Danny: Hi honey, how was school ? Michelle: Bad. You know that camp we were supposed to have next week ? One of the adult leaders got sick and now there are not enough of them, so we can't go. Danny: And you looked so much forward to this camp. Michelle: Yes. I thought it would be fun to be on a camp with some friends. Danny: I'm sure they find a solution honey. Michelle: Well, the camp could go on, if somebody would take the place of the sick adult. Danny: I'm sure they'll find somebody. Michelle: Dad ? Danny: Yes ? Michelle: You're an adult. Danny: Are trying to say what I think you're trying to say ? Michelle: That depends on what you think I'm thinking. Danny: I hope this is not an attempt to make me volunteer, is it ? Michelle: (Playing innocent) No way, I would never do something like that. Then Jesse walks in... Danny: Michelle, there's the perfect volunteer. Jesse: No, not this time. The last time I volunteered they ruined my hair. It's still suffering. Danny: Jesse, you don't even know what's going on. Jesse: I didn't know that the last time. Michelle: Uncle Jesse, do you wanna go to camp with me ? Jesse: No I don't. Michelle: (Sad) Yes you do. Jesse: No I don't. Michelle: Yes you do. Jesse: No I don't and this trick doesn't work anymore. Michelle: Oh nuts! Jesse: Look, sure I wanna go, but I have some important business to take care of next week. Michelle: Like what ? Jesse: I have an appointment with my hairdresser, Allejandro. Michelle: When ? Danny: I think Monday till Friday. Jesse: No Danny. It's from Tuesday till Friday. But I also have to be at the Smash Club, the redecoration starts next week. Michelle: Well, then I try Joey. Jesse: Joey ? He needs his own adult leader. Danny: Okay, I'll try to get a week off from the show. Michelle: You mean you wanna go with me ? Danny: I'll try. Michelle: thanks dad. I have to call Denise and tell her. (She runs up the stairs) We find Jesse and Joey walking into the Smash Club, where Mark is... Mark: Hello boys! Jesse: Hi mark. What are you doing here ? Mark: I'm trying to think up some adjustments to this club, with the redecoration coming up. Jesse: But I already ordered all the paint and other stuff. Mark: No, I wasn't thinking of that. I think this club needs a blacklight. Jesse: Call me stupid, but what is a blacklight ? Joey: You're stupid. A blacklight is a light that shines black. Mark: No, a blacklight is a very fast flashing bright white light. Jesse: And what does it do ? Mark: The effect is almost the same as blinking your eyes very fast. It's very cool. Joey: (Blinking his eyes) Oh man, this is cool! Jess, you're in slow-motion. Jesse: Shut up nutcase. Mark: It's a fun thing. Joey: I see, please order one, I don't think my eyelids can hold this much longer. Jesse: I have to think about that. Mark: I also have another idea. Jesse: What ? Mark: Well, if you want to have more people coming here, I think you have to have some every week returning happenings. Jesse: Hey, I like this idea. Do you have some suggestions ? Mark: I have a whole schedule ready. Friday, the new talents, Saturday I'm here, Sunday karaoke, Monday closed, Tuesday... Jesse: I've heard enough. Tuesday till Thursday will be just like they are, but Friday till Monday are alright. Can you make some more detailed plans ? Mark: Already done. Here they are! Jesse: woa, you take this seriously, don't you ? Mark: I had some time off yesterday. Jesse: next time you have some time off, could you please check if we have to order something ? Joey: Look out that you don't loose your eye. Or you will just look like captain Hook. (Impressing a sailor's voice) Get me that peter Pan boy, or you'll be sushi to the fish! Mark: (Pointing to Jesse) He's all yours. Joey: (With the sailor's voice) Come on mate, let's see if the sharks are hungry today. We find Danny in the living room when Stephanie and Gia walk in... Stephanie: It's true, I'm telling you. Gia: No way. She wouldn't do that. Danny: Hi girls. Stephanie: But she did. I saw it with my own eyes. Gia: But she told me... Danny: Girls, I said 'hello'. Stephanie: Hi dad. Gia, just believe me, I'm telling the truth. Danny: I must agree with Stephanie on this point, she hardly ever tells a lie. Stephanie: You see ? My dad believes me. Gia: Your dad doesn't know what this conversation is about. Danny: Good point Gia. Gia: Thank you. You see Steph, now he agrees with me. Mr. Tanner, I have to say, you look great today. Danny: Thank you Gia. But can somebody tell me what you were talking about ? Stephanie: Gia doesn't believe me when I say that I saw Macy Saunders kiss Todd Reynolds. Gia: Yesterday she told me she can't stand him. Stephanie: You did that with Michael last year. Gia: Hey, that was on Halloween. He was in disguise, I thought he was Brad. Stephanie: Brad ? Gia, you know Brad already has a girlfriend... and a son. Danny: One of your class mates has a son ? Gee, I must become old now I guess. Gia: Don't worry about that Mr. Tanner. When you walk straight, nobody notices the gray hair on the top of your head. Danny: Thanks for the tip. Stephanie and Gia walk up the stairs... Danny: Maybe I should color my hair.. Then Michelle walks in.. Michelle: Hi dad. Danny: Hi sweety. Michelle: Are you ready for tomorrow ? Danny: I sure am. Becky will do the show on her own and Dj will take care of the house. Michelle: Did you pack our stuff ? Danny: Yes I did. Michelle: You didn't forget to put my tracksuit in, did you ? Danny: No I didn't forget. But there was just no space free in your case. Michelle: Why not ? Michelle: Dad, we're going on a camp. We are supposed to get dirty and make everything look dirty. We are not going to the White House. Danny: You're right. I guess I can miss one bottle of wax. Three will menace. Michelle: This is gonna be a long trip. Then DJ walks in... DJ: Ready to go, Michelle ? Michelle: I am, but I'm not sure if dad is. DJ: Don't say it. I guess he packed all his cleaning stuff again ? He did that once when I went on a camp. I know I felt embarrassed. Michelle: Why, did he start to clean the camp ? DJ: No, he wasn't even there with me. Michelle: What a bad week that must have been. DJ: Well, have fun Michelle. Take good care of dad, he'll need that. And this time, let the bunnies at the camp. Michelle: Oh, you mean Gilbert. DJ: Yes. And don't let anybody scare you with scary stories. The next morning we find Michelle and Danny arriving at Michelle's school... Mrs. Cook: Hello, I'm Michelle's teacher. Danny: Danny Tanner. Mrs. Cook: I'm so glad you want to join the kids. Danny: Ah, well, I know how excited Michelle was when she heard about this trip. Mrs. Cook: Well, I hope we will have much fun. Then Aaron walks towards Michelle... Aaron: Michelle, did your daddy have to bring you ? I guess you are afraid to go alone ? Michelle: Well, at least I don't need baby powder. Aaron: Hey, that's not fair. Danny: Aaron listen. You can choose. Or you will behave and this will be a great week. Or you don't behave and I'm gonna make your life miserable. Aaron: Like how ? Danny: Like letting you do all the dishes all week long. Aaron: You don't dare to do that. Michelle: Don't try him out Aaron. Aaron: Ooh, I'm scared. Danny: I think I let you do the windows too. Aaron: Your crazy. Danny: And you have a big mouth. Aaron walks away, when Denise walks to Michelle... Denise: Hi Michelle. Michelle: Hi Denise. I brought a bag of potato chips with me. Denise: What taste ? Michelle: Cheese Onion. Denise: Cool. Wanna trade ? I've got paprika taste. Michelle: I think we will work some kind of deal out. Denise: Okay then. Shall we take a seat in the bus ? Michelle: Good idea. I see you later dad. Danny: Alright honey, see you later. Mrs. Cook walks back to Danny... Mrs. Cook: Bad news. Mrs. Carter is sick too. So it's just the two of us. Danny: Just you and me ? And twenty kids ? Mrs. Cook: Yes, that's right. But we will menace Mr. Tanner. Danny: Oh, please call me Danny. Mrs. Cook: And you call me Dora, Danny. Mrs. Cook walks away... Danny: (To himself) Ten kids the man ? Oh my god! That night we find Jesse, Joey, Stephanie, DJ, Becky, the twins and Steve in the kitchen... Steve: Gee, I wonder what we're eating. I'm starving. Becky: well, I made..no, I tried to make something delicious. Jesse: Oh no. Stephanie: And, did it work ? Becky: Not quit. The pasta must be eaten with a straw. Steve: Wow, I never ate that before, liquid pasta. Jesse: And what happened to the chicken ? Becky: What shall I say ? Well, uhm, it is not what you think it is. Jesse: So it's not burned ? Becky: No, not really. It's still frozen. I forgot to take it out of the refrigerator before I put it in the oven. So it needs some time. DJ: For how long has the chicken been in the oven now ? Becky: For about three hours now. Joey: Well, that explains the smoke coming out of the oven. Becky: Oh no. It's ruined. I'm the worst cook in the whole world. Jesse: No you're not honey. Yes, you have some problems cooking, but I'm sure there's somebody who cooks worse than you do. Becky: Yeah ? Like who ? Jesse: Well, uhm... help me out guys. Steve: Like all those people with big houses who hire their private cooks. I bet they can't cook. DJ: Steve, those people only hire a cook because they are rich and spoiled. Stephanie: I thought you thought it was quit handy when you were dating Nelson. Nicky: Mommy, did any of the food turned out right ? Alex: Or shall we order pizza ? Becky: Well, the Brussels sprouts are right. Alex: I don't like Brussels sprouts. Nicky: Me neither. Joey: Yeah, me neither. Becky: What's the number of Mario's ? Steve: 555-1534. But every Monday they are closed. Jesse: Well, what about Jim's steakhouse ? Steve: 555-6322. But they are closed too. DJ: Also every Monday ? Steve: No, the restaurant burned down. Becky: And what about that new place, that Chinese restaurant in town, what's it's name... Joey: You mean Mr. Wongs Wok World ? Becky: Yes. Steve: 555-9423. Stephanie: Hey Steve, do you also have the phone number of Brad Pit ? Steve: What restaurant does he own ? Stephanie: As far as I know none. Steve: Then I don't know. Jesse: But is Mr. Wong opened today ? Steve: I believe so. I believe they have special chicken legs. Joey: What's so special about them ? Steve: I'm not sure, but I believe they are from Chinese chicken. Jesse: Ooh, very special. Becky: I would never have thought of that with a Chinese cook. At the camp we find Danny... Danny: Okay kids, it's time for games! Aaron: What games ? Danny: To start, hit the big-mouth Aaron. Aaron: Don't get rude! Danny: I can't help it., I think it's you. Mrs. Cook: Mr. Tanner... Danny, good news, we have somebody to help us out some more. Danny: Thank god. Who is it ? Kimmy: Hi T-bone. I'm here to help you out! Danny: Aah! This must be a joke. Mrs. Cook: You know each other ? Danny: Unfortunately yes. Kimmy: Isn't it great ? You, me, the kids, together for a week. Danny: I want my mommy. Michelle: Dad, I'm confused. Are we going to play hit the big-mouth Aaron, or hit the brainless Gibbler ? Danny: Both. Michelle: This will lighten up my day! Kimmy: Good idea that game, I have some sore muscles on my back, can you hit me some harder there ? Michelle: Groas! Kimmy: I know something fun, let's make marshmallows! Denise: Good idea. Michelle: Sounds good. You know, Kimmy, sometimes you have a good idea. Kimmy: I do ? Mrs. Cook: Marshmallows, that sounds great. Come, let's make a campfire. Danny: A campfire ? Don't you know that can be dangerous in the woods ? Mrs. Cook: Danny, we have some special rules to follow here. I guarantee it's completely safe. Kimmy: And if it goes wrong, we will have a very big campfire to make the marshmallows. Aaron: And now you think I will search some wood to make the fire ? Michelle: Aaron, you will be used to make the fire. Denise: Neh, it's not legal to burn him. There will be too much toxic gasses in the air then. Aaron: hey, did you just insult me ? Denise: No, I was teaching the others about your body. Michelle: Maybe he's family of Kimmy. Kimmy: Hey, that's very hard to say. Michelle: I know. I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Okay, I will leave it with this, but that's only this time. Michelle: Aaron, you've got a bad attitude! Aaron: I know, and I'm proud of it! Kimmy: Okay, happy campers, let's go outside, the fire is ready! Danny: You made the fire ? How ? Kimmy: Easy. I found a jerrycan with petrol and I emptied it on the ground. One match and whoosh, a nice flame. Danny: Oh my god. We need water! (He runs outside) Michelle: This will be a very fun week! Denise: That Kimmy is stupid Michelle: That's old news. The next morning in the camp... Mrs. Cook: Danny, I don't feel very well this morning. Danny: I hope you don't mean you're sick ? Mrs. Cook: Well, in fact I am. I really have to see a doctor. (She coughs) Danny: Oh no. Now I'm all alone with the kids. Kimmy: Don't worry T-bone, you still have me. Danny: That's even worse. Mrs. Cook: If you can't menace, the kids just have to go home. Danny: I know. Michelle looks at Danny with a sad face... Michelle: No. Danny: But I'm sure I'll work out something. Mrs. Cook: I'm sure you will. If you would excuse me, I'm gonna call my husband, he has to pick me up. Kimmy: So now it's just you and me. Danny: That means just me. Michelle: I'm still here. Danny: That's nice to know sweety, but you can't help me taking care of you. Michelle: Why not ? Danny: Well, that would be the same as trying to beat yourself with Twister. Michelle: Hm, I once tried that, and it was very hard to beat my self. Kimmy: I once tried to beat myself with monopoly, but I believe I bought the wrong streets all the time. I even started fighting with my self, because I thought I had bought a street I wanted to buy. Michelle: Kimmy, you started fighting with yourself ? Kimmy: Yes, what's wrong with that ? Danny: Nothing, only that people usually call it schizophrenia. Michelle: Dad, that can't be. I thought people who are suffering from schizophrenia have to personalities, Kimmy doesn't even have one personality. Kimmy: But how do you want to solve the problem Tann-man ? Danny: I don't know, we have to find a replacement. Michelle: can I give you a suggestion ? Kimmy: As long as it's not contagious. I don't wanna be sick too. Michelle: Then I would not have a look in the mirror if I were you. Danny: I know, I call Joey, maybe he wants to help me out. Denise: Yeah, that would be fun. That man is a real joke-machine! Aaron: What use is somebody who sleeps in a turtle pyjamas ? Michelle: You should know, you wear them too. Denise, Michelle and the other kids laugh... Aaron: Mr. Tanner, they are teasing me. Danny: Okay, kids. Are you teasing Aaron ? Good work! Aaron: Traitor! (He walks away) Later we find Joey arriving at the camp... Danny: Joey, I'm so glad to see you. Joey: me too. I missed you so much. (He hugs Danny) Danny: (Laughing) Joey, I get the point. Michelle: Joey, this will be so fun, hanging out with you! Did you bring some fun stuff ? Joey: Well, actually I did. What do you think of water balloons ? Denise: Cool! Michelle: You really know what fun is! Aaron: I think it's childish. Joey: Then I have something very special for you. Aaron: What, a Batman comic ? Joey: No, Michelle already told me you have them all. No, I have a very special surprise for you. Aaron: it better be good. Joey: Oh, trust me, it is. Here, the very first water balloon! Joey holds the balloon over Aaron's head and sticks a needle in it. The water splashes over Aaron and he gets wet.... Aaron: Hey, this is not funny! Michelle: Yes it is! Denise: Wow, you really know how to entertain us! Joey: Hey, I'm just one of you. They walk inside... Danny: How are things at the house ? Joey: Fine. Becky cooked yesterday. Danny: Oh my! What did you order ? Joey: Chinese. Denise: Joey, do you know some fun games to play ? Kimmy: I know one. It's called 'Ghosthunt'. Michelle: Well, I know who's playing the ghost. Kimmy. Kimmy: Hey, that was a surprise! Denise: You just gave it away girl. We only have to look at you. Kimmy: But do you know how to play it ? Aaron: No, tell us! Kimmy: Okay then. When it's dark, I'll hide in the woods and you will have to find me. The one that catches me wins. Michelle: Good idea! (Whispering to Joey) Joey, I'm sure you'll think up something to do when she's hiding, won't you ? Joey: I sure will! In the Smash Club... Jesse: Thanks for helping me out guys. Mark: Well, somebody has to paint. Stephanie: Why did the painters call off ? Jesse: Because they had a more important job. DJ: Like what ? Jesse: One of them won a trip for the whole company to Hawaii. Steve: Well, that's more fun than painting this club... The others look at him... Steve: But this is quit cosy too. Together painting... Jesse: Don't talk, let's paint. Mark: Can I have a brush please ? Jesse: You know where they are. Mark: How should I know ? Jesse: You bought them, did you ? Mark: No, you would buy them, I would make sure the furniture is covered with sheets. Jesse: No, I would buy... Joey would buy the brushes. Mark: And he's not here! Stephanie: How are we going to put the paint against the wall ? Steve: I have an idea. We can lift the cans of paint and throw the paint against the wall. Stephanie: I can live with that! Stephanie and Steve take a can of paint... Jesse: Ho! I can't live with that. We'll think up something. Nicky: we can finger paint. Alex: We are good in that! Mark: Let me do that, I have big hands. Becky: Jess, I thought you had brushes in your office. Jesse: Yes of course, the brushes from the paint artists, that group that performed here last week. DJ: Then the problem is solved. Jesse: Not quit, there are only two brushes. Mark: Hey, there are other things that have to be done around here! For example, I will get that socket out of the wall, that makes it easier for you to paint. Mark walks to the socket and puts a screwdriver in... Becky: mark, are you sure what you're doing ? Mark: Yes. Why ? Becky: Well, everybody knows that if you... Suddenly Mark gets powered by the socket... Becky: Put a screwdriver in a socket you can get electrified. Stephanie: Mark, are you alright ? Mark: I sure am! I have plenty energy left now! Steve: No wonder, you almost got electrified. Stephanie: Well, you don't need a new haircut, your crew cut is perfect now. Later that week at the camp... Danny: Okay kids, the bus is here! Michelle: I don't wanna go home, I had so much fun this week! Aaron: I'm glad it's over. Danny: But we have a big surprise for you! Aaron: like what, another water balloon ? Danny: No, you can sit next to Kimmy in the bus. Kimmy + Aaron: Uhw! Denise: We have to do this again. Danny: but next time you can go with your own teachers. Denise: but I thought hanging out with Joey and you was fun Mr. Tanner. Danny: Are you sure ? Michelle: yeah, I feel the same way. You really did a great job dad. Danny: Oh Honey. Thank you. Joey: (Pretends that he's crying) Oh how beautiful, I just can't take anymore. Kimmy: Hey you lazy turtles. Are you coming or what ? We wanna leave. Michelle: That was the only bad thing that happened this week. They walk to the bus and get in. Then they drive away... Later, at the Tanner house... Michelle: Were home! DJ: Hi guys, did you have a nice time ? Kimmy: We sure did. But they didn't like all of the games I made up for them. Danny: Kimmy, what were you thinking ? Did you really believe that every kid likes to play 'smell who's sock I'm holding up' ? Kimmy: Hey, we play it every time when my dad can't get sleep at home. Michelle: With your socks he will be sleeping like an angel. Kimmy: But why did nobody guess when I was holding my socks up ? Joey: Because we all ran outside for some fresh air. Stephanie: You were lucky that there was no pollution control around. DJ: But Kimmy, I think it's a cruel game. Michelle: And then there was that game Joey made up. That was fun! Joey: Yeah. 'Guess which Looney Tune I'm imitating.' Michelle: And the campfire. We even made marshmallows over the fire. Stephanie: The water is getting into my mouth! Why wasn't I there ? DJ: Because you were her. Stephanie: Clever thinking! DJ: Steph, I hope you're not serious ? Stephanie: No I'm not. Are you ? DJ: Yes. Joey: Well, I think I'm gonna loot the refrigerator. DJ: Success! I just did that. Stephanie: And when she was finished, Steve ate the rest. Michelle: You know, I really had fun at the camp, but I'm also glad to be home again. Danny: Me too. No more Aaron around me all day. Then Aaron walks in... Aaron: Hey you mister! Danny: Are you talking to me ? Aaron: Yes. My parents are not at home. Can I wait for them here ? Danny: Only because I don't want your parents to get mad at me. Aaron walks outside and comes back with his luggage... Aaron: Well, I hope we can live till next Wednesday. Then they'll be back from holiday. Danny + Joey + Michelle: Oh no! Danny: What did I do ? Michelle: A very stupid thing! Aaron: Gotcha! Well, I paid you back for those jokes at the camp... hahaha. Well, my father is waiting for me... Danny: But Aaron, we don't let you go now. Michelle: No. Now you have to stay here. And we will entertain you. Aaron: Noooo! (He runs out of the house) Michelle: Yes! Stephanie: Good strike Michelle. I notice you've been paying attention to what I taught you. Danny closes the door, the others talk... -------------------------------------------------------------------End Tune ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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